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Cassidy is the curator of a bad video game hall of fame. Whether you interpret that as "a hall of fame dedicated to bad video games" or as "a sub-par hall of fame for video games" is entirely up to you. Goes by "They / Them" pronouns.

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Top Five: Games That Are Inadvertently Impossible to Beat

Posted on February 28, 2019 by Cassidy

Five games which cannot be beaten by conventional means / by the average consumer, due to accidents and oversights during their development.

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Elf Bowling 1&2

Posted on December 11, 2018 by Cassidy

“A Maiden Elf Calling With Her Bowling Song.”

The story of how a simple Flash game spawned a series of soulless sequels, and a cartridge cash-in that would haunt the Christmas season.

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X-COM: Enforcer

Posted on November 30, 2018 by Cassidy

“Who Wanna Play With the Enforcer?”

When all that stands between planet Earth and an army of alien invaders is a lone robot, which side will prevail? My money’s on E.T., truth be told.

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Season’s Spookings

Posted on October 31, 2018 by Cassidy

Apologies for the lack of new articles this month. My favorite month of the year, no less! Believe me when I say I had plans for a handful of long-winded rundowns and reviews I wanted to get done for y’all, …

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Bad Game Music #13

Posted on September 22, 2018 by Cassidy

Featuring music from Doomsday Warrior on SNES, and San Francisco Rush: Extreme Racing on N64.

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GoldenEye: Rogue Agent

Posted on September 15, 2018 by Cassidy

“The Rogue With the GoldenEye.”

James Bond will not return in 2004’s release of GoldenEye: Rogue Agent. But how does his franchise fare when he’s not part of the picture?

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Energy

Posted on August 22, 2018 by Cassidy

“Ashe is the Color of Your Energy.”

Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Annihilate the demonic beast army as the world’s greatest ESP warrior! But is this assignment one that you should consider turning down?

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Medal of Honor: Underground (GBA)

Posted on August 7, 2018 by Cassidy

“Haha, I’m Underground! (Medal of Honor Never Hurts Again.)”

Join the French Resistance once again, as Rebellion Developments attempts to bring a classic PlayStation first-person shooter to Nintendo’s Game Boy Advance. Does he who dares truly win?

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Bad Game Music #12

Posted on July 13, 2018 by Cassidy

Featuring music from Captain Novolin on SNES.

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Captain Novolin

Posted on July 13, 2018 by Cassidy

“Captain Novolin and the Attack of the Talking Tootsie Rolls.”

When the world needs a hero, Captain Novolin answers the call. The world then proceeds to collectively pretend that they’re driving through a tunnel, and can’t hear what the Captain is saying. Such is the power of the world’s “first diabetic superhero!”

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