Category Archives: Reviews

The Guy Game

“Girls Gone Guy Game (Going Gonzo).” A peak under the covers at a game that would bill itself as “the most controversial” ever released. We get to the bottom of where that controversy stems from, and whether or not there’s any merit to the actual game itself.

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Nintendo Virtual Boy (1995-1996)

“See I’m a 21st Century Virtual Boy.” A look back at Nintendo’s notorious flop console of the mid-1990s, attempting to put the whole mess into perspective. Examines the history and hardware, a selection of games, and the sad reality of the market for “virtual reality” in 1995.

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Spy Games: Elevator Mission

“The Spy Games Who Loved Me.” Can a spiritual successor to Elevator Action successfully bring the arcade action to the Nintendo Wii? Y’know, we could’ve probably pretty safely assumed that’d be a “no.”

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Rogue Warrior

“Rogues, One. Warriors, Zero.” Detailing Dick Marcinko’s one man war against North Korea, English vocabulary, and good game design. But who is truly responsible for this atrocity of war?

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Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi

“I Am the Master of My Own Teräs Käsi.” Can the art of Teräs Käsi truly be mastered by a fighting games padawan? Does this Star Wars title maintain balance in the Force, or does it plunge players into darkness?

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Haunted Castle

“Haunted Castle in the Sky.” We return once again to Dracula’s demon castle with whip in hand and a chest full of hearts. But have we finally come upon a curse too powerful for the Vampire Killer?

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Indigo Prophecy / Fahrenheit

“Indigo Prophecy 451°.” A deep dive into the mind of David Cage, and an exploration of his studio’s sophomore effort. Was Indigo Prophecy a work of art worthy of its praise, or has the hype been overblown from the very beginning?

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Sonic Labyrinth

“Sonic, Your Child Is Falling and the Labyrinth Is Calling.” Because what we’ve all truly been waiting to see from Sonic is a slow, meandering, maze exploration game.

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Hooters Road Trip

Hootie & the Road Trip.” When it comes to Hooters, you should expect your licensed games to be “delightfully tacky yet unrefined.” But can this PS1 racing title live up to even that low expectation?

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The Top Five Worst Games Print Ads

Five of the worst print ads to ever disgrace the pages of games publications, and the madness behind the marketers responsible.

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